True Tales of saying grace

Hungry 8 year old's version:

"Who wants to say grace?"
"I do, I do!"
"OK, go ahead."
"GRACE!"

Cleless 4 year old's version:

"Thank you for this bounty we're about to receive....Mom? Why are we praying about paper towels?"

Wiseguy 11 year old's version:

"Thankyouforthisturkeynottobeconfusedwithmysistertheturkeyamen."